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Monday, October 17, 2011

RAINY DAZE


The summer/fall transition is usually marked with afternoon thunderstorms down here. Weekend before last, we had a wicked storm that left the town looking like a tropical storm had hit and strewn debris all over. I thought I was going to be flooded in at work, and was anxiously checking the warehouse for any leaks. Luckily, all was well.

When I took these pictures, it was a surprise storm. Where the sun is out while the rain is falling. I love those. But by the time I dug out my tripod, the storm was effectively over.

Lame.











Sweater: Kohl's clearance
Tank: Kohl's clearance
Jeans: Diesel
Wellies: Target
Ring: F21
Earrings: my grandma's


Attitude? Sass and brass, baby.

Monday, September 26, 2011

JUMP SKIP THE BOOGEY




For some reason, I'm really into jodhpurs. It's not like I grew up as an equestrian; the only times I rode were at my aunt's in the California valleys in Calvin's, Chuck's and a vaquero hat.

As best I can figure, this strange attraction may be due to all the reading I've done lately on Teddy Roosevelt. Oh, Bull Moose, you so crazy. He was a badass, if a bit, uh, unique, to put it kindly.



Would you like that image to be used? Crazy grin? I know I sure as shit wouldn't. That'd be the first image I'd delete from the camera. Looking like that... No take backs! But considering some of his speeches, I doubt ol' Teddy gave a shit.



Like I said, badass.

Somehow this went from talking about jodhpurs to Teddy. Whatever, I love Teddy. Especially when portrayed by Kate Beaton of Hark! A Vagrant.



Tuesday, August 23, 2011

MINI SKIRT DETECTIVE


While checking my traffic tracker, something I do to see how people are finding the blog, I noticed the greatest search phrase I've gotten a hit on, next to "Packers Superbowl panties": Mini Skirt Detective.

I was stoked!

Seriously, lovers, if I ever rename Fashion Rihab, it would be changed to Mini Skirt Detective. There would be a detective uniform I would don while shopping and dispensing my sage advice. Most importantly, I would wear a monocle. All. The. Time.


My first scoop as M.S. Detective are the following lovelies.




Soundwave Print Mini Skirt




Jersey Pocket Skirt




Leatherette & Knit Skirt




Polka Dot Skirt

Thursday, July 28, 2011

THE OTHERS TAKE YOU!



I am late to the wonderfully infuriating game that is A Game of Thrones, but my friend introduced me to the great literature I was missing out on. Boy, does it have me in a firm grasp. I blame him for getting me into yet another friggin' series and not sharing any deets, other than, "Just wait" or "Oh, THAT". If you follow me on Twitter, you already know the madness is slowly taking me over.

Crazy-inducing novels aside, I spent some precious time with my beloved nephew last night. Bro and SIL were going to see a bluegrass band, so my parents and I got to babysit! Blessing on top of blessing, he was wide awake for us. His big baby blues are so handsome to look into.


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Monday, June 27, 2011

GET YOUR ARMS T-REXIN'



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{I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell.}

Do you remember the glorious days where I was serious and demure and not tacky? (HINT: That is a trick question.) If you do remember those days, sorry to say, it was probably a dream or acid flashback. Yeah, bummer, man.


I had a doctor's appointment today, and managed to remember that oh, hey, I'm a fashion blogger. Let's get some outfit shots! before I came home to slip into my PJs. The above snap is a fever shot; desperately trying to fan the fever down. On the plus side, I'm getting better, and don't have to worry about dying from a heart attack before I'm 30. Hooray!

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Top: Urban Outfitters
Skirt: thrift
Belt: thrift
Wedges: Ebay find
Earrings: Forever 21
Necklaces: gift (cornicello); GILT find (wishbone)
Title: The Creep - Lonely Island (Can't embed the video here, but it is HILARIOUS. Check it, yo.)




Speak easy, lovers!

Friday, June 17, 2011

OOTD: BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL




Today is a big day. Instead of just seeing me in my chosen wardrobe, you all will see what I really wear to work and school. Not a big deal? Well, I wear uniforms by dress code to both. Cue dramatic music.

The following are what I truly wear Monday thru Friday from 7 AM to 6PM.



Monday, Tuesday and Thursday:

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4

I was interrupted with a phone call during my snaps. Oh well!


Wednesday and Friday:

3

2

1




Aw, yuss. Fancy pants.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

BACK TO BASICS



The secret of any great wardrobe is twofold: basics and personal style. It's like building a house; you can't pick the paint until you've laid the foundation. And if the foundation is bad, it doesn't matter how nifty your trinkets look when the house collapses. So if you've got the wardrobe essentials, then you can put your personal stamp on it.

Obviously, you need to keep several factors in mind when building your essential wardrobe: your body, your climate, and your lifestyle. As cute as they are, strappy stilettos aren't a good match for schlepping through a blizzard. Likewise, merino is so not a good idea at the Equator. I recommend that you take these factors into account while going through your closet and pulling out all the basic pieces you have. Once you have an inventory, determine what needs to be built upon, and what you should parse from your closet. After the basics are mastered, styling and personalizing is a cinch. (Of course, organization at all stages is key!)

As a Florida girl, my basics will differ from many of you. Here's my wardrobe essentials....

FOUNDATION
* Bras - I get sized by a local shop twice a year. The lifespan of most bras is six months before the band starts to go. My fitter recommends a new bra that hooks on the outermost hooks, so I can extend the life by going in on the hooks. I recommend three colors (nude, black, white) in each of three styles: strapless, push-up, and racerback.
* Panties - I firmly believe there is no such thing as too many panties. After the three main colors (nude, white, black) in preferred styles (thong, string bikini, boyshort), you can go crazy with it. Just remember to watch the shelf life on these too!

TOPS
* Tanks - Multiples in black and white. Straps that are wide enough to cover bra straps, or else have a bra top built into the tank. These are summer and fall lifesavers. Just be careful of deodorant marks.
* Tees - Multiples of these in black, white and gray. I prefer the look of V-necks, but I also have ones with a U-neck.
* Button Down - At least have one of these. White, black or a jewel tone.

BOTTOMS
* Jeans - In this day and age, denim is king. I think a good basis for jeans would be 1 white pair (any cut), 5 dark wash bootcuts or trousers, 2 dark wash skinnies, 1 dark wash flare, and 1 dark wash wide leg.
* Dress pant - I like to have one pair of muted gray plaid, wide leg dress slacks. For the rare occasions I go to a trade conference or have a meeting with creative directors.
* Leggings - These are my version of sweatpants. Pairs in black, navy and gray. Some are for casual errands, others are for working out.
* Shorts - Mostly Bermuda length, although I have a few dress shorts with higher waistbands and hems. 1 pair khaki, 1 pair gray, 2 pairs black, 2 pairs white, and 1 pair of skorts. I have a few terrycloth shorts for working out.
* Skirts - Maxi's are another sweatpant alternative, primarily in black and navy. Knee-length and A-line in black, muted gray, and white. Pencils in black, navy and white.

DRESSES
* LBD - The beloved little black dress. I prefer a deep V-neck and back, A-line, full skirted in a delicate, flowing fabric.
* Wrap Dress - At least one in black, maybe patterned. At or just above the knee.
* Sheath Dress - At least one in a neutral color.

OUTERWEAR
* Leather Jacket - Splurge item, if used a lot. I can make do with cheapies and knockoffs. Sometimes can get lucky at the thrift stores or flea market.
* Blazers - Neutrals. Way to pull an otherwise casual outfit together. Nice to have on hand.
* Cardigan - Any light to medium weight sweater for office work. Again, in neutrals.
* Gloves - Handy (*kneeslapkneeslapkneeslap*) and great for sudden snaps, but are always getting lost.

ACCESSORIES
* Belts - 1 black, 1 brown, 1 metallic.
* Purses - 1 black leather, 1 brown leather, 1 metallic. Clutch preferably.
* Scarves - Neutrals. Neck kerchief, large oval, and bandana sized.

SHOES
* Pumps - Black. Round toe. Stiletto.
* Tennis shoes - For workouts.
* Sandals - Wedges and thongs. Sand doesn't like leather, so mostly cork or fabric.
* Flats - 1 pair black ballet flats and 1 pair pink/nude ballet flats.


There you have it! It's seems like so much, but with this foundation, you can do so much more with your style.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

OUTFIT OF THE DAY: BOHO BOO HOO











Dress: Planet Gold (on sale at Macy*s)
Jacket: Ecote
Boots: Volatile
Hat: Urban Outfitters panama hat
Necklaces: gift (silver); gift (gold)
Rings: gift from bestie (purple stone; Lucky brand); thrift store (turquoise)
Bracelet: gift (leather & angel charm)



Today was a rather nice day! It was around 55 this afternoon, clear skies and low breeze. I love the panama hat for bad hair days. Which was needed today. Flat, wouldn't hold any volume, couldn't decide which way I wanted the part, blah blah. I'm really loving the major bling rings I've been getting. Going to set aside Sunday for flea markets and garage sales. Awwwwww yeeeeeah.

Ciao, loves!

(BTW, my palm tree is wrapped in a blanket because of the freeze warnings we've had. Need to keep it alive. It's damn cold in the mornings. Last night, I froze my ass off scraping ice off my windshield with a business card and the defroster blowing full.)

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Green And Mean (?)




Maybe?


*shifty eyes*


*shift shift*


ANYWAYS. I spent most of my day in a doctor's office way into the mainland, so I'm glad I had these taken in advance. Haven't had the chance to edit them (like, make myself less DEAD looking) or clean up the pixel quality.


So you can view my lovely paleness and the massive bags under my eyes. Yay!



I love the bright nail colors. DUDE. This doesn't do the color justice. It's not just a lime green. IT IS NOT FUCKING AROUND. IT ALMOST GLOWS IN THE DARK. IT IS BRIGHT.




Tootsies, too!



I didn't like the gladiator sandals when they first came out. They didn't really mesh with my style at the time. Even with all the tweaking and different styles that have come out since, I had trouble finding one I liked. But, at ROSS, I found a pair that were cute and still subdued.



The gold links are so BAMF. I love that little detail. That sold these for me.




(I match the couch!)




(Viva Italia!)







Top: Target (Men's screen tee!)
Jeans: Levi's
Shoes: groove
Earrings: Target (clearance!)
Nail Polish: Sally Hansen "Green With Envy"




Looking back on these, I would've plucked my eyebrows before my close-up. And started using self-tanner once I got out of the womb. Holy Toledo!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Wear It All

Instead of donning my Saturday night outfit again, I just decided to update it. I wore black tights and my argyle sweater on Saturday, and some jewelry, but other than that, just keeping it frugal gangsta. Word.

I had errands to do today, school stuff, laundry, groceries, the usual, like anyone else does. So, it was nice to have something easy and right at hand to throw on.

A nice plus, I got lots of attention. One sweet old man told me to go in ahead of him at the grocery store, and after I thanked him, said, "A beautiful girl like you must always have a good day. I hope you do." He was so sweet. I don't always have such a positive attitude about being complimented, but some days it's nice.

On to the outfit!

Like I said, this is like the one I wore out Saturday. It was really comfy, so I decided to use this as the template for my lazy days, instead of my gym pants and big sweatshirts. (I KNOW. FAUX PAS. GOD.) I fucking love those Slinger boots. Cushy cushy CUSHY.



It was a nice sunny afternoon. I think it's funny that the sunlight makes my waist pop in. Nice. Then again, I have big hips (comparatively) so that shouldn't surprise me.


Hee, I love Photoshop. I usually try to keep the photomanipulations to a minimum, but I tried a new template today, and wanted to share. I like the acid type look.



I just like how this captured my attitude. And I was making some tasty stroganoff. NOM.

Dress: American Apparel
Tights: delia's
Boots: RocketDog Slinger boots
Hair: outta control