Oh my goodness! I just checked the calendar and realized my brother's birthday is in three days!!! ACK. How on earth am I supposed to get him the perfect "I-love-you-forever-even-though-you-locked-me-in-the-dark-garage-when-I-was-three" gift?
Tease him about being an old fart, that's what!
Sure he's just ten years older than me, but his days of being the cool, partyboy are over. Now it's marriage, building his own business, and his two FLUFFY PUPPIES. He can't go out! Mostly because the dogs will tear the house down, which is their superpower.
BUT I DIGRESS.
We'll have our traditional family dinner, birthday boy's choice of restaurant, give him plenty of fishing gear, and down tons of drinks.
Now.... what to wear?
