Disaster!

Okay, by now most of you have probably heard/seen the collection Lindsay Lohan acted as "artistic adviser" on for Ungaro.


What a mess!


We feel terrible for Estrella Archs (beautiful name!) for having been not only saddled with the despicable LaLohan, but being forced to produce a high fashion line for the powerhouse in so little time! The overall impression we had can be summed up with, "Ewwwwwwwwww..." and a curl of the lip. The garish colors, sequined pasties, unflattering cuts, and construction just reeked of harried desperation.


Now, we understand that fashion designers are salivating all over themselves for the rebirth of neon/brights for fall, but dear God! The palette is unpalatable. One model looked like Valentine's Day vomited all over her, bright pinks and red. Another, thought the color combination was interesting (deep blue-purple and fuchsia) and something we look forward to trying ourselves, the clothing was hideous. High-waisted gauzy parachute pants? Ew. And what is the deal with the pasties? Is going shirtless the trend Ungaro wants to start? Our money is on Lohan being the genius generator behind that idea.


And what about what the designer and "adviser" wore? Estella Archs looked beautiful. Great hair and make up, with an interesting black bandage dress (we covet it) and a perfectly cut blazer. As for Lohan... at least she didn't flash her snatch. That we are aware of. And the one shoulder mini was really pretty cute. It's just that she's, well, she looks cracked out of her mind. And she keeps trying to make sexy, bedroom eyes at the camera but it winds up looking like, we're really trying to be nice about it, but it does look like she hit the champagne.


You can view the sad mess over at WireImage.