CURRENTLY

LISTENING TO

George Carlin

Hilarious, sharp, insightful, and crass. J'adore.

EATING

BBQ (image courtesy of the hampton smoker)

First off, fans of grilling and BBQ should check out the hampton smoker. Savory pictures that make cholesterol and heart disease WORTH IT. Secondly, I LOVE BBQ. Memaw's, Charlie and Jake's, Woody's, homestyle, Scuttle Hole, Scraggly's, you name it, I want to go there. I prefer the mustard based sauces, but I'll gladly try any one you put down in front of me.

DRINKING

Johnnie Walker

Neat.

READING

The Shiksa Syndrome

Hilarious, and almost makes me want to go back to blonde.

Almost.

LOVING

Shrimply Devine

Cute, girly, and lasts for a week without chipping. SCORE.

I have a bit of a problem with beauty products. I don't use them that often, but I fall in love with the colors and idea of their use. Cheek and lip stain, all in one? Genius! I should get a bunch of them. Eyeshadow pot with two bold colors like fuschia and tumeric? Wear it clubbing! I'll have to talk someone into going clubbing with me, but it could work! Fourty different shades of green nail polish, with only a subtle hue change? GET THEM ALL. 20% OFF WE CAN DO THIS MAKE IT WORK PEOPLE MAKE IT WORK.

So, I tend to go a little crazy with the stuff once I finally use it.

CURRENT OBSESSION

kms california Sea Salt Spray

I love it! I don't like using a lot of product in my hair, and it is hard to find a lightweight product that doesn't grease it up or weight it down. Mousse is icky and sticky. Hairspray too crunchy. Dry shampoo is irritating and leave-in conditioner leaves a film that makes my hair look dull.

After my stylist Sonja cut a modern shag into my locks, I figured to look for a texturizer. I liked the sea salt ones the best, and of those, I am totally in love with kms california. Pieces, swingy, and volumptuous. If this ever ends production, you'll find me sitting on the side of the street, birds-nest hair with mascara running down my face as I bawl and swig from something in a brown paper bag and shout unintelligibly at the Target across the street.

Crazy street lady is my destiny.