Most buildings where I'm from are air conditioned to the point that permafrost forms on the inside of the windows. Exception: schools and churches. Apparently, the A/C controls for all K-12 and community colleges are located in Alaska, so it can't be "fiddled" with. You can make the assumption from there.
So, after spending the majority of my day in a chilly building, I'm stepping out into a literal wall of heat and humidity. When I say that the heat is a wall, most of my family thinks I'm being facetious. Oh silly Ari! Heat can't form a wall! Ha ha!
I'm serious; the heat slaps your face and pushes against your body as you try to move through it. It is a solid presence.
Which means shorts and skirts are all over the place. I'm melting for a pair of flouncy, floating tap shorts. Cute, and long enough to not flash my lovely bits around. And to keep my thighs from getting rosada. Comprende?
These Kimchi Blue tap shorts are so cute. I don't even mind that they're pink. Excuse me, coral. These bad boys are the most flattering pair I've run across for women with hips and booty to spare. A lovely draping, almost skirt-like, and delicate texture. I ordered it a size up from what I usually wear, so it won't go creeping up my inner thighs.
Great. Now I'll have to work on my tan.
No comments:
Post a Comment