Bless Jessica Simpson's heart. She comes across dumb as a bag of hair and more confused by other lifestyles than Hugh Jackman in Kate & Leopold. Now, I never had much love, respect, admiration, whatever you want to call it, for Miss Simpson. However, I think she is relatively harmless, as far as "celebrities" go these days. I'd rather read her dumb but funny Twitter posts and giggle at her twitpics with Gay Boyfriend Ken Paves, than hear another frickin' "breaking news" bulletin about Lindsay "Blow Hard" Lohan, Paris "Slutcakes" Hilton, any Kardashian, any Twilight twit, or reality ho bag.
That being said, she has no idea how to dress her lovely, curvy figure. I'm a huge fan of women saying "This is who I am and I love my curves and if you don't then FUCK OFF!" to the establishment, especially in Hwood, but for crying out loud, get a damn stylist! Her recent choices have left her looking stumpy, bloated, neckless, and like a Las Vegas soccer mom after a hard shift.
This romper is all kinds of wrong. It's too "cutesy" for a 30 year-old woman. If it was a solid red or coral, that would be lovely. If the shorts were longer, that would be fab. I think with the pattern, this would have to be a maxidress to succeed on her figure. As it is, I'd add a white lace-edged cami to keep it from being too "boobs and legs" desperado, you know?
Oh, Jessica.
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