*insert your horror movie music of choice*
Now, the big rumor is that lovebugs are an experiment at the entomology department of the University of Florida that went horribly wrong. Which is total bull. Probably started as a way to boost enrollment at Florida State University.
So, I don't know how many people out there in Readerland have never heard of/seen lovebugs. Let me tell you readers, they are a pain. They mate by pressing their sexy bits together, and then they fly around like that until they get splatted on the windshield of a car. I'd say at least 200 bazillion lovebugs wind up splattered on cars across the southeast. Each year.
Yet another reason Florida isn't as awesome as tourists might think.
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